"Why bother defending awesome when you can make awesome your bitch? Enter the Warpig. This year the Warpig lives up to its name by creating a war with opposing board brands, while serving and protecting the public. Serving up ample amounts of fun with its proven Tapered Directional Rocker shape that is shorter, wider, and more maneuverable for a board that performs in the park and will still float like a board twice its size. Our Slimewalls® serve to protect your investment with the durability of urethane by absorbing impact damage to your edges, as well as reducing vibration that makes boards chatter at high speeds. Some may be fine merely defending awesome, but this pig is built to slay the entire mountain and awesome doesn’t stand a chance."